Shinesty Spidey Sense is Tingling Halloween Suit (Jacket, Pants & Tie Included)

Some people have arachnophobia. I have arachnoLOVEia. I can't get enough spiders. I have six as pets, fourteen that I like to visit around town, and several dozen that I can get to hang out with me here in the basement sometimes (Kraft cheeses seem to do the trick).I'm not alone. I know I'm not alone. There are so many other spider lovers that I talk to all the time (sound like you? [...] and we are an UNDERSERVED market. So, thank you. Thank you, Shinesty, for knitting this suit and bringing it to market.It is of the most highest quality, and feels amazing to wear around the compound (it's like binge watching Adam sandler movies on netfilx, but like in a suit you can wear). Just writing about it now got me all tittered and I went to go put it on - live report, still feels amazing.Do yourself a favor and buy this product. If you love spiders (as do I and so many many others), you'll never want to take it off and wear your day clothes. If you haven't welcomed spiders into your heart and mouth willingly, give it a shot, you might get _*BIT*_ by the joy you feel!!¡Cheap shipping is a plus.

Are you a web slinging crime fighter, but your super suit doesn't get you into the NYC night life? Look no further. Shinesty has solved all your problems.This suit fits just as good as your homemade costume, and perfectly portrays your web slinging skills. You'll look equally as good swinging from building to building as walking the red carpet or interviewing for a spot on the Avengers.Shinesty has your back (front, side, inseam, and the all important butt)! Not only do they create formal versions of your super suit, but they have a virtual litany of wild, zaney, fun, attire for you to chose from. Check them out here: [...]They are my #1 destination for Christmas, Birthday, and #I'msorrythatprankwentoofar Gifts.